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Expend4bles (2023)

Directed by Scott Waugh

Action | Adventure | Thriller

Most recently watched by sleestakk

Overview

Armed with every weapon they can get their hands on and the skills to use them, The Expendables are the world’s last line of defense and the team that gets called when all other options are off the table. But new team members with new styles and tactics are going to give “new blood” a whole new meaning.

Rated R | Length 103 minutes

Actors

Jason Statham | Sylvester Stallone | 50 Cent | Megan Fox | Dolph Lundgren | Randy Couture | Iko Uwais | Andy Garcia | Tony Jaa | Jacob Scipio | Levy Tran | Lucy Newman-Williams | Daren Nop | Kenny "Cowboy" Bartram | Cody Mackie | Cokey Falkow | Eddie Hall | Dan Chupong | Karim Saidi | Adam Masto | Sheila Shah | Nicole Andrews | Oat Jenner | Susanne Potrock | Mike Möller | Alexander Hristozov | Antoni Davidov | David Nop | Igor Pečenjev | Stefan Ivanov | Vladimir Mihailov | Martin Ghiaurov | Tjaša Perko | Stefan Bahrun | Caroline Wilde | Jason Lines | Asen Karanikolov | Sam Black

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Date ViewedDeviceFormatSourceRating
09/21/2023Movie ScreenDigitalTheater5 stars
 

Viewing Notes

Paint by numbers. All of the regulars seemed like they were cardboard cutouts this go around. As expected, Hollywood yet again wastes the prodigious talents of Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais. I hope they get decent paydays for this kind of work because no one seems to know how to film action scenes that showcase the kind of martial arts action that they’re known and presumably hired for. I’m sure they’re both like “this is like stealing candy from a baby.” Either that or they’re both really frustrated with the multiple takes and chopped up action they have to do.

Outside of those two, the most interesting new character is Levy Tran’s Lash, who also doesn’t get nearly enough screen time. Give me a spinoff movie with Tran and Jaa teaming up to take down a drug or child trafficking ring any day over more of these slowly disintegrating oldsters.

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