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An ancient Asian statue with the power to grant health and long life via secret acupuncture points is being pursued by a wealthy criminal, but his plans are put in peril when a slovenly detective is tasked with protecting the relic.
Rated PG | Length 92 minutes
Joe Don Baker | Elizabeth Ashley | Ann Sothern | Jim Kelly | Burgess Meredith | Roy Chiao | Frances Fong | Kung-Wu Huang | Alice Fong | Clarence Barnes | Pat E. Johnson | Edgar Justice | Richard Ng
Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
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04/13/2013 | TV | DVD | Rented | 1.5 stars |
(Average) 1.5 stars |
Joe Don Baker may be (and is) a total badass but even he can’t elevate this film where precisely 2 things happen across the course of the entire running time. Jim Kelly appears halfway through and any hope of him spicing things up is quickly extinguished. A true shame, based on pedigree this should have been at least 100 times better. Maybe 1000.
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