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Machined (2006)

Directed by Craig McMahon

Horror

Overview

Collectors have been known to go to extreme lengths to get what they want. For Motor Man Dan, the ultimate would be to have his very own serial killer, to fulfill his sick, obsessive, murderous appetite. Ryan, the victim of a terrible accident who suffered severe head trauma, would be that missing piece to complete Motor Man’s demented collection. Motor Man would then tool and manufacture a half machine, half man, serial killer, which he would then orchestrate and produce an assortment of killing scenarios. From director Craig McMahon comes this gruesome/slasher tale of a desolate man that took collecting serious.

Rated R | Length 92 minutes

Actors

David C. Hayes | Jose Rosete | Patti Tindall

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Date ViewedDeviceFormatSourceRating
02/21/2010N/ADVDRented2 stars
 

Viewing Notes

Machined is bad. Really bad. And not even in an entertaining way. I got it because I had Reborn show up from my Netflix queue and realized it was a sequel, so I can’t watch the sequel without seeing the original right? Next time I think that, someone should punch me in the throat.

It’s so nonsensical and Motor Man Dan is such a non-character it’s a miracle this movie was even made.

The only thing it had going for it was a few decent kills.

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