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Pledge This! (2006)
Directed by William Heins
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At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine’s annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical ‘Sigmies’ to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract ‘losers’ (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek ‘baby Dick’, Victoria’s ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Rated R | Length 91 minutes
Actors
Paris Hilton | Paula Garcés | Sarah Carter | Simon Rex | Geoffrey Arend | Alexis Thorpe | Bianca Lawson | Kerri Kenney-Silver | Diva Zappa | Greg Cipes | Randy Spelling | Holly Valance | Alison MacInnis | Sofía Vergara | Carmen Electra | Lin Shaye | Taylor Negron | Rick Overton | Julia Lehman | Kyle Richards | Noureen DeWulf | Amanda Aday | Amanda Rowan | Sarai Howard | Keith Hudson | Dieter Meier | Beau Beasley | Justin Jackson | Sam E. Goldberg | Rick Najera | Elizabeth Daily | Suzanna Rosado | Tanisha Hernandez | William Heins | Olympia Kricos | Keri Bruno | Mayra Veronica | Cayleen Davies | Jaclyn Matthus | Chira Cassel | Tania Jimenez | Allen Choate | April Henry | Jiannina Castro | Dustin Mangas | Eugenio Derbez | Miriam Kulick | J.J. Wilson | Chad Muska | Ari Belinski | Preston Lacy | Betheny Merola | Yvonne Gougelet | Jasmine Waltz | Alexis Barbara | Cleveland Marcus Walton | Andrew Phillips | Sam Maccarone | Cheryl Graham | Lily Brawner | Kirsten Gustitus | Shamron Moore | Jennifer Elise Cox | Angela Dodson | Camille Langfield | Daisy Hamilton | April Florio | Keren Gilbert | Evan Scott Golden | Andrew M. Phillips | Eric Raddatz | Mickey Mickey | Dustin Clingan | Jay Gutierrez | Hali Lula Hudson | Cristy Joy Slavis | Allison Weissman | Henry Alberto | Angel Anes | Trisha Carman | Raul de Molina | Kelly Ehlert | Seth Harris Gordon | Eric Jimenez | Daniel J. Loht | Frantisek Mach | Liam Mason | Brooke Newton | Jennifer Perez | Nathan Pitkanen | Nicky Hilton | Athena Stamos | Vitaliy Versace
Viewing History (seen 1 time)
| Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 02/27/2010 | N/A | Streaming | Video on Demand | 1.5 stars |
| (Average) 1.5 stars |
Viewing Notes
The National Lampoon task continues. Pledge This is basically what seems to be a vehicle for Paris Hilton who was still at the height of her popularity in 2006. The unfortunate thing is that this movie puts her as the hottest girl in college who is trying to get her sorority featured in FHM. Since I don’t find Paris Hilton very attractive and the girls around her were easily 10 times better looking this made that plot, already ridiculous, dumber than hell.
So Paris decides that to keep her sorority in standing with the school they need to rush some geeks. Bring in the awkward girls, who feature a lame variety of typically unusual girls. There’s the large one and nerdy one but then they have two super hot girls, one played by Sarah Carter and one by Paula Garcés. Also in the group is the ever hilarious Kerri Kenney who I’m a fan of in Reno 911. She plays the older drunk lady out to sleep with a bunch of young guys to get back at her husband.
So the movie goes along with a series of lame bits making the awkward girls look bad, a lot of terrible Paris Hilton narrative voiceovers which have no place in the movie at all and nothing much else.
Pledge This is unfortunately a chore to watch and I may of had one or two laughs none of it was particularly good. Oh and there’s an exploding shit toilet gag. That sort of says it all.
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