A modern-day romance that follows one man’s quest to find the girl of his dreams: one who wants to do it with him and another girl.
Rated R | Length 88 minutes
John Melendez | Bellamy Young | Hudson Leick | Jeffrey Ross | Suzanna Keller | Sandra Taylor | Jim J. Bullock | Mark Cuban | Modi Rosenfeld | Eric Anderson | Tyler Deitelbaum | Lance Eaton | Mailon Rivera | Terryn Westbrook | William Joseph Hill | Madison Bauer | Patrick Michael Buckley | Denise Fennell | Scott C. Bielecky | Tony Lauria | Liz Zazzi | Michael Perri | Mike Gargani | Vincent Guisetti | Donna Pieroni | Hallie Beaune Jacobson | Jennifer Sciole | Christopher Mormando | Michael Lemelle | Martin Beck | Koji Kataoka | Karen Yum | Greta Melendez | Jackson Manhan | Allie McCulloch | Carlos Gomez | Logan Jay Stern | Kyle Baily | Kathe Sweeney | Diana Terranova | Bonnie Aarons | Azalea Davila | Elizabeth Ince | Annie O'Connell | Jennie Ventriss | Robert Funk | Molly Hanson | Rena Riffel | Yves Bright | Shelby Taylor | Carla Biggert | Lysander Abadia | Guilford Adams | Lacee Bingham | Michael DeLorenzo | Dana Generally | Nicole Hawkyard | Eric Reinholt | Bowie Sims | Kym Stys | Beth Fraser | Jill Froch | Isaac Froch | Robyn Whitney
Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
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04/23/2010 | N/A | Streaming | Video on Demand | 2.5 stars |
(Average) 2.5 stars |
Written by and starring “Stuttering” John Melendez, of Stern fame, this bore is not one of the better NL films. He plays some guy who seems to be able to score girls despite being a clown for kid’s parties and losing every girlfriend because he wants them to be in an open relationship where they have threesomes.
On a base level, the movie succeeds where many National Lampoon films do, with lots of hot girls and breasts abound, but other than that it’s not very funny. For one, Stuttering John should never, ever carry a movie. He’s overshadowed by every real actor and/or comedian in the movie. Jeffery Ross, who I always love in his many Comedy Central Roast appearances is much funnier and Bellamy Young, who plays the girl who falls for his bullshit is a far superior actress to John, making his performance seem clownshoes.
I think the plot could have succeeded, and maybe John should stick to writing because the script wasn’t terrible, just his acting.
Not one of the better NL movies I’ve seen but at least it was better than Spring Break.
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