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Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Directed by Malcolm D. Lee

Comedy | Horror

Most recently watched by danielt, sleestakk

Overview

Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon.

Rated PG-13 | Length 86 minutes

Actors

Ashley Tisdale | Simon Rex | Charlie Sheen | Gracie Whitton | Ava Kolker | Heather Locklear | Molly Shannon | Josh Robert Thompson | Darrell Hammond | Marisa Saks | Snoop Dogg | Terry Crews | Mike Tyson | Dylan Morris | Ryan Morris | Lidia Porto | Mac Miller | Erica Ash | J.P. Manoux | Marianne Hammock | Tyler Posey | Sarah Hyland | Shad Moss | Katrina Bowden | Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci | Scot Nery | Ben Cornish | Katt Williams | Lewis Thompson | Lindsay Lohan | Jerry O'Connell | Usher | Jamie Elizabeth Kelton | Macsen Lintz | John Atwood | Lane Carlock | Shereé Whitfield | Angela Raiola | Lil Duval | Angie Stone | Jasmine Guy | Ashley LeConte Campbell | Kate Walsh | Clifton Guterman | Anna Skidanova | Clayton Landey | Scott Rousseau | Maui Tisdale | Aaron Beelner | Faith Blankenship | Jwaundace Candece | Catherine A. Cospelich | Kendrick Cross | Moses Das | Elizabeth Davidovich | Chris Durfy | Jeff Glover | Jon Gould | Rory Healy | Leigh Hennessy | Amanda Jelks | Angela Kerecz | Nikki Lashae | Audrina Patridge | Zoe Pessin | Joel Rogers | Sandy Simmons | Dathan Thigpen | Amanda Topper | Memi West | Emily Chandler Westergreen | David Zucker | Kendra Wilkinson

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Viewing Notes

I am not a huge fan of the original Scary Movie films, but at least they made me laugh a couple of times. This one, on the other hand, is absolute rubbish. From stilted acting, to gags that try much to hard to be funny, there is absolutely nothing that work in this movie aside from how gorgeous Ashley Tisdale is. What an absolute waste of time. It’s as if the writers watched the trailers for a couple of recent films, and decided that was enough to satirize them. There is nothing clever or witty about the parody in this one, let alone funny. They even squander a glorious opportunity they had in putting in Lindsay Lohan with Charlie Sheen, for God’s sake! Do not waste time with this terrible film as there are a lot of smarter, funnier parodies available.

As an aside, my fiancee, who absolutely loves Scary Movie 1-4, thought this was garbage as well. So even fans of this series should avoid this fifth entry.

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