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Hatchet II (2010)

Directed by Adam Green

Horror | Comedy

Most recently watched by ashe5k, scottfinn, sleestakk, jenerator, noahphex

Overview

Picking up right where the original ended, Marybeth escapes the clutches of the swamp-dwelling killer Victor Crowley. After learning the truth about her family’s connection to the hatchet-wielding madman, Marybeth returns to the Louisiana swamps along with an army of hunters to recover the bodies of her family and exact the bloodiest revenge against the bayou butcher.

Rated R | Length 85 minutes

Actors

Danielle Harris | Kane Hodder | Tony Todd | Parry Shen | R.A. Mihailoff | AJ Bowen | Ed Ackerman | Alexis Kendra | David Foy | Colton Dunn | Rick McCallum | John Carl Buechler | Kathryn Fiore | Erika Hamilton | Mercedes McNab | Joleigh Fioravanti | Rileah Vanderbilt | Charlayne DeVillier | Sarah Agor | Shawn Ashmore | Lloyd Kaufman | Emma Bell | Nick Principe | Joel Murray | Tom Holland | Adam Green | Will Barratt | Joe Lynch

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Date ViewedDeviceFormatSourceRating
02/23/2011TVBlu-rayRented1 star
 

Viewing Notes

I sat through an hour of this movie and nothing happened, with the exception of the lame & weak opening scene where a man gets his heap popped like a zit by his own intestines. I mean, intestines are no where near that strong!

After that, the lead character goes to New Orleans and tries to recruit rednecks to help her track down Victor Crowley. This takes 45 minutes and is full of some of the most moronic and self referencial humor I’ve ever seen. With 30 minutes left in the movie, nothing had happened still, so I turned it off. 25 minutes of gore in a 90 minute movie where everything else is lame isn’t worth it for me.

I loved the first Hatchet, but couldn’t stand this awful sequel. Sorry, Adam Green!

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