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The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)

Directed by John C. Broderick

Fantasy

Overview

The mighty warrior, Kain, crosses the barren wastelands of the planet Ura, where two arch enemies, Zeg and the evil degenerate Balcaz, fight incessantly for control of the village’s only well. Kain sees his opportunity and announces that his sword is for hire… but his eyes stay clearly on the beautiful captive sorceress Naja, and his newly awakened purpose.

Rated R | Length 81 minutes

Actors

David Carradine | Luke Askew | María Socas | Anthony De Longis | Harry Townes | William Marin | Arthur Clark | Daniel March | John Overby | Richard Paley | Marcos Woinsky | Cecilia North | Dylan Willias | Joe Cass | Michael Zane | Herman Cass | Arturo Noal | Herman Gere | Gus Parker | Ned Ivers | Lillian Cameron | Eve Adams

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Viewing Notes

Look at this poster.  Go ahead.  I’ll wait . . .

Now, see how awesome this movie looks? A four breasted woman wearing a chain mail bikini?! A dragon snake?! A ripped David Carradine?! Well, it all exists in this movie, but it’s not at all as cool looking as the poster promises.

*There is a four breasted woman, but she’s only in a brief scene as a dancer (spoiler: she’s NOT the Sorceress)
*There is a dragon, but it’s made out of paper mache.
*David Carradine wishes he was that ripped.

With all that said, this movie is enjoyable on many levels. It’s so crazy bad, it’s hilarious.  Also, for those of you who care, the main actress spends the entire movie topless for no apparent reason.  Also, I think it was a requirement for all actresses to appear topless one way or another.  It makes no sense why there would be so much female nudity.  All the men are clothed.  Maybe there was a fabric shortage, I don’t know.

The Warrior and The Sorceress is hilariously bad.  A bottom of the barrel Conan rip off that is glorious.

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