Most recently watched by noahphex, sleestakk
A college graduate is offered a deal of a lifetime - deliver a Porsche for a client and join the company of your dreams in return. When the car gets stolen, he and his friend must go to a beauty pageant run by the thief to get it back.
Rated PG | Length 93 minutes
Tate Donovan | Grant Heslov | Danielle von Zerneck | Valerie Breiman | Karen Lynn Scott | Robert Romanus | Robert Klein | Robert Stack | Leslie Nielsen | Elizabeth Ashley | Martha Quinn | Eva LaRue | Maree Cheatham | Armin Shimerman | Freeman King | Theresa Ring | Debbe Dunning | Wanda Acuna
Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
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09/29/2011 | Computer | Streaming | Video on Demand | 1 star |
(Average) 1 stars |
DANGEROUS CURVES is a film about dicks who fall in love with dicks and was probably directed and written by dicks. I hated the characters in this movie as much as I hated every character in THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, save Hector (Mike Damone from FAST TIMES) and only because his character sounds like he was about to enter some story like NATURAL BORN KILLERS at the end.
The film is cheesy, not funny, predictiable, wastes Leslie Nielsen, and sports one of the worst soundtracks of all time.
In conclusion: ugh.
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