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Never Too Young to Die (1986)

Directed by Gil Bettman

Action

Most recently watched by sleestakk, Javitron, Angjonesy, noahphex

Overview

Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless hermaphrodite gang leader Velvet Von Ragnar. The murdered secret agent’s son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.

Rated NR | Length 92 minutes

Actors

John Stamos | Vanity | Gene Simmons | George Lazenby | Robert Englund | Peter Kwong | Ed Brock | John Anderson | Tara Buckman | Curtis Taylor | Jon Greene | Tim Colceri | John Miranda | Patrick Wright | Gary Kasper | Art Payton | Ivar Mireles | Randy Hall | Branscombe Richmond | Larry Leverett | Viva Sex

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Date ViewedDeviceFormatSourceRating
02/03/2014Movie ScreenFilmTheater4.5 stars
 

Viewing Notes

Holy. Shit.

This movie.

I’m sure my dad and I watched this when I was younger because of Gene Simmons, but I didn’t remember any of the specifics.

Action hero Stamos is great, Vanity is hot, but the real reason to watch this movie is Simmons. His turn as Ragnar the evil hermaphrodite has to be seen. I pray to Cthulhu that someday this will get a cleaned up, widescreen Blu release. The print we watched was pretty impeccable and would make a great source.

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