Movielogr
The Baby Juice Express (2004)
Directed by Michael Hurst
Overview
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Length 85 minutes
Actors
Nick Moran | Stephen Marcus | Nick Brimble | Paterson Joseph | Steve Speirs | Phil Davis | Angela Douglas | Badi Uzzaman | Joe Bugner | Terry Stone | Hugh Fraser | Samantha Womack | Julian Clary | Howard Lew Lewis | Lisa Faulkner | Ruth Jones | David Cardy | Gary Tiplady | Cleo Rocos | David Seaman | Dave Courtney | Callum Dixon | Ray Parlour