Ted is not a zombie. Just ask him. Sure, he picked up a “skin thing” on his vacay in The Caribbean, and he’s hungering for brains, but who isn’t? Anyway, things are bound to get better when Ted inherits his grandpa’s fortune; all he’s gotta do is wait for the old man to die. In the meantime, in case things weren’t strange enough, Ted follows a hot vampire into group therapy where the patients all suffer disorders of the paranormal. Yep. Things just went from weird to wacky.
Rated NR | Length 83 minutes
Kane Hodder | Naomi Grossman | Gary Anthony Williams | Cameron McKendry | Akari Endo | Sandi McCree | Tanya Chisholm | Chris Attoh | Timothy Brennen | Liche Ariza | Sanya Mateyas | Tami Brockway Joyce | Christina Nigra | Chad Eric Smith | Mary Druzba | Jordan Liddle | Izzy Church | David Kallaway | Mark Irvingsen | Brittany Taylor Visser | Korin Bukowski