Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.
Length 91 minutes
Bobby Ball | Tommy Cannon | Suzanne Danielle | Roy Kinnear | Eric Sykes | Jack Douglas | Jon Pertwee | Edward Judd | Arthur English | Eric Francis | Billy Burden | Nigel Lambert | Ken Barker | Richard Borthwick | John D. Collins | Su Douglas | Laurence Harrington | Richard Hunter | Peter Rutherford | Rosemary Williams | Tommy Wright