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Cobra (1986)

Directed by George P. Cosmatos

Action

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Overview

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

Rated R | Length 87 minutes

Actors

Sylvester Stallone | Brigitte Nielsen | Reni Santoni | Brian Thompson | Lee Garlington | Art LaFleur | Andrew Robinson | Marco Rodríguez | Val Avery | Nina Axelrod | David Rasche | John Herzfeld | Ross St. Phillip | John Hauk | Nick Angotti | Brad Bovee | Kevin Breslin | Roger Aaron Brown | John Cahill | Louise Caire Clark | Christine Craft | Gregory Cruz | Deborah Dalton | Scott Dockstader | Laura Drake | Karen Kondazian | Dorothy Meyer | Clare Nono | Julie Hampton | Helen Kelly | Ron Jeremy | Bert Williams | Joe Bonny

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Viewing Notes

Finally caught up with this uber-80s out-of-control snowball of action ridiculousness. Stallone writes lines for Stallone that only Stallone could even possibly hope to maybe pull off a little bit sometimes and a barely noticeable poof of moral ambiguity provides drama ripe for the minds of 15-year-old boys. The less said about this the better. EXPLOSION!

Also, Brigitte Nielsen is kinda gross. In the photo shoot scene she looks like a pale high-school dude basketball player in a one-piece and a wig.

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