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Total Recall (2012)

Directed by Len Wiseman

Science Fiction | Action

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Overview

Factory worker Doug Quaid takes a virtual mind-trip vacation with the Rekall company, opting for implanted memories of being a spy. When the procedure goes wrong, Quaid becomes a wanted man by the police and joins forces with a rebel fighter to stop the evil Chancellor Cohaagen.

Rated PG-13 | Length 118 minutes

Actors

Colin Farrell | Jessica Biel | Kate Beckinsale | Ethan Hawke | Bill Nighy | John Cho | Bryan Cranston | Dylan Smith | Cam Clarke | Bokeem Woodbine | Will Yun Lee | Natalie Lisinska | Milton Barnes | Stephen MacDonald | James McGowan | Michael Therriault | Mishael Morgan | Linlyn Lue | Andrew Moodie | Kaitlyn Leeb | Leo Guiyab | Nykeem Provo | Steve Byers | Danny Waugh | Geoffrey Pounsett | Jesse Bond | Warren Belle | Vincent Rother | Matthew Nette | Brooks Darnell | Brett Donahue | James Downing | Simon Sinn | Lisa Chandler | Miranda Jade | Shereen Airth | Philip Moran | Leigh Folsom Boyd | Emily Chang | Clive Ashborn | Bill Coulter | Merella Fernandez | Alicia-Kay Markson | Brian Rodriguez | Bridget Hoffman | Brian T. Delaney | J.J. Perry

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Viewing Notes

Utter nonsense and excruciatingly long (the director’s cut is 2 hours and 20 minutes). I don’t know if anything is real in this movie. And I don’t mean because of any ambiguous plotting. I mean that outside of the actors everything looks digitally created. It makes an already poorly scripted film (little touches meant to be winks at the original come off as someone completely misunderstanding that superior film) become visually un-engaging as well, leaving little more than pretty faces to bounce around CG backdrops while vocalizing bullshit.

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