Rating: 2 stars
Seen 1 time
Seen on: 07/07/2013
The Texas Rangers chase down a gang of outlaws led by Butch Cavendish, but the gang ambushes the Rangers, seemingly killing them all. One survivor is found, however, by an American Indian named Tonto, who nurses him back to health. The Ranger, donning a mask and riding a white stallion named Silver, teams up with Tonto to bring the unscrupulous gang and others of that ilk to justice.
Rated PG-13 | Length 149 minutes
Johnny Depp | Tom Wilkinson | William Fichtner | Helena Bonham Carter | W. Earl Brown | Barry Pepper | Leon Rippy | Stephen Root | James Badge Dale | Robert Baker | James Frain | Rance Howard | Lew Temple | Harry Treadaway | Ruth Wilson | Freda Foh Shen | Armie Hammer | Brad Greenquist | Leonard Earl Howze | Damon Herriman | Matt O'Leary | Joaquín Cosio | Gil Birmingham | Timothy V. Murphy | Randy Oglesby | Bob Rumnock | Margaret Bowman | Saginaw Grant | Travis Hammer | Jack Axelrod | Chad Brummett | Alex Knight | Argos MacCallum | Mason Cook | Beth Bailey | Matthew Page | Tait Fletcher | Christopher Hagen | Joanne Camp | JD Cullum | Kevin Wiggins | Jason E. Hill | Joel Thingvall | Bryant Prince | Chad Randall | Nick W. Nicholson | Steve Corona | Megan Pribyl | Damon Carney | Stephen Brodie | Pokey LaFarge | Luz P. Mendez | Laina Loucks | Devon J. Adams | Desirae Anslover | Charlotte Cormier | Briana Van Schuyver | Julie Stracener | Joey Glynn | Adam Hoskins | Ryan Koenig | James P. Bennett | Ava Wagenman
A pile of shit disguised as a movie. Lots more thoughts but what’s the point.