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Don't Go Near the Park (1981)

Directed by Lawrence D. Foldes

Horror

Overview

In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the ‘Queen’ of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation

Rated R | Length 83 minutes

Actors

Aldo Ray | Meeno Peluce | Tammy Taylor | Barbara Bain | Robert Gribbin | Linnea Quigley | Chris Riley | Lara Morann | Earl Statler | Cambra Foldes | K.L. Garber | David Ariniello | Steven Lovy | Janet Giglio | Doug White | Steven Leider | Rich Buendia | Stephan Hun | Nicholas J. Vincent | Mark Meadows | Lawrence D. Foldes | Linwood Chase | Shane O'Brien | Beverly Bruce | Marlene Warner | Gabor Lovy | Inez M. Dugan | Audrey Bruce | Barry Friedman | John Racine | Andrew Rowe | John Raisin | Peter Carpenter | Marcus Carpenter | David Cole | Walter C. Snyder | Kirstin Fife | Leigh Ash | Stephanie Fuller | Sherrie McRae | Stephanie R. Perkins | Michele Chamber

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Date ViewedDeviceFormatSourceRating
12/02/2011TVDVDRented6 stars
 

Viewing Notes

Admittedly not a good film it’s still worth viewing for its notoriety as a Video Nasty. Otherwise pretty forgettable. Odd to have Linnea Quigley portray the mother figure. I question whether I saw the cut or uncut version. Maybe will have to revisit some day.

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