The Tongan Ninja is dispatched to the island nation of New Zealand in order to help a brother of his master with his floundering Chinese restaurant. But the mysterious Mister Big stands in the eatery’s way as he sends numerous villains such as Knife Man, Gun Man, and the super-sexy Action Fighter who may know a lot about the hero.
Length 83 minutes
Sam Manu | Jemaine Clement | Linda Tseng | Laura Hill | Raybon Kan | David Fane | Victor Rodger | Peter Daube | Jed Brophy | Aaron Cubis | Charles Lum | Taika Waititi | Brett Ormsby | Bevin Linkhorn | Shimpal Lelisi | Charley Murphy Samau | Narelle Ahrens | Andrew Calder | Ben Fransham
Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
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12/13/2010 | TV | DVD | Library | 6 stars |
(Average) 6 stars |
Decided to give Tongan Ninja (2002) a go because it just looks ridiculous. And it is. It takes a basic 80s ninja trope and pokes fun. The premise is two disagreeable brothers grow up on an island trained in the art of the ninja (not really ninjitsu here, folks).
The good brother leaves the island and gets caught up defending a girl and her restaurant from a mob boss. The mob boss hires the bad brother to fight the good brother. Enjoyed the build up more more than the final arc. Dig Jemaine Clement.
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