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Machete Kills (2013)
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Twitter Facebook Google+Action | Adventure | Science Fiction
Most recently watched by DaNiedabaya, CaptainBigTime, sensoria, schofizzy, danielt, Angjonesy, noahphex
Overview
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
Rated R | Length 107 minutes
Actors
Danny Trejo | Mel Gibson | Demián Bichir | Amber Heard | Michelle Rodriguez | Sofía Vergara | Charlie Sheen | Jessica Alba | Lady Gaga | Alexa PenaVega | Vanessa Hudgens | Tom Savini | Cuba Gooding Jr. | Antonio Banderas | Walton Goggins | William Sadler | Marko Zaror | Julio Oscar Mechoso | Billy Blair | Samuel Davis | Felix Sabates | Electra Avellan | Elise Avellan | Marci Madison | Callie Hernandez | Alejandro Antonio | Crystal Martinez | Corey Burton | Elon Musk | Emmy Robbin | Jason Christopher | Sam Medina | J.J. Perry | Aleksander Rodnyansky | Vincent Fuentes | Elle LaMont | Jorge A. Jimenez | Cheech Marin
Viewing History (seen 1 time)
| Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10/15/2013 | Movie Screen | Digital | Theater | 4.5 stars |
| (Average) 4.5 stars |
Viewing Notes
Even with super low expectations this still did not work for me. Not one laugh. It just happens and despite all the action it’s incredibly dull. But I suppose it is watchable for all the actors and characters which make it somewhat watchable but it’s not very interesting. Amazing that this movie was the opening night flick at FF2013. Yes, Alexa Vega and Amber Heard are pretty to look at but I cannot imagine watching this again.
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