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Rating: 4.5 stars


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Seen on: 10/15/2013

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Machete Kills (2013)

Directed by Robert Rodriguez

Action | Adventure | Science Fiction

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Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Rated R | Length 107 minutes


Mel Gibson | Antonio Banderas | William Sadler | Charlie Sheen | Cuba Gooding Jr. | Danny Trejo | Tom Savini | Bruce Campbell | Julio Oscar Mechoso | Michelle Rodriguez | Walton Goggins | Corey Burton | Amber Heard | Jessica Alba | Elon Musk | Alexa PenaVega | Sofía Vergara | Vanessa Hudgens | Demián Bichir | Alejandro Antonio | Marko Zaror | Lady Gaga | Electra Avellan | Billy Blair | Samuel Davis | Emmy Robbin | Crystal Martinez | Jason Christopher | Callie Hernandez | Felix Sabates | Elise Avellan | Marci Madison

Viewing Notes

Even with super low expectations this still did not work for me. Not one laugh. It just happens and despite all the action it’s incredibly dull. But I suppose it is watchable for all the actors and characters which make it somewhat watchable but it’s not very interesting. Amazing that this movie was the opening night flick at FF2013. Yes, Alexa Vega and Amber Heard are pretty to look at but I cannot imagine watching this again.


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