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Clash of the Empires (2012)
Directed by Joseph J. Lawson
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Overview
In an age long ago, the last village of clever, peace-loving Hobbits is attacked and enslaved by the Java Men, komodo-worshiping, dragon-riding cannibals. Now the young Hobbit Goben, along with his father and sister, must seek help from the “giants” (human hunters) to find the Javas’ lair and rescue the last surviving Hobbits, Goben’s mother among them. In their quest to destroy the Javas, the heroic partnership of humans and Hobbits will transform both species forever.
Length 87 minutes
Actors
Bai Ling | Sun Korng | Jerry Earr | Christopher Judge | Khom Lyly | Armani Nguon | Antonis Greco | Tom Eurt | Savorne Horm | Neng Houy | Hun Sophy | Rachana | Kim Little | Matt Lasky
Viewing History (seen 1 time)
| Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 06/29/2015 | TV | Streaming | Video on Demand | 5 stars |
| (Average) 5 stars |
Viewing Notes
One of my favorite things about The Asylum is figuring out what “real” movies they are emulating especially when it is not entirely obvious. As is the case here. Originally thought it would be a play on 300 (it’s NWI title is Clash of the Empires). Nope! Maybe Hobbit? But not really.
Not surprised to see Bai Ling since she shills for plenty of B and C-grade movies but kinda sad she’s doing The Asylum stuff. It’s like no going back after hitting that level (and I want to see her return to bigger Hollywood productions like CRANK). Also she has pretty damn good mascara and eyeliner for cave woman.
Anyways this is not a good movie but my kind of movie. Someday I should do that The Asylum project I keep thinking about.
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