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Rating: 4.5 stars

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Seen on: 11/13/2019

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The VelociPastor (2018)

Directed by Brendan Steere

Action | Science Fiction | Comedy

Most recently watched by sleestakk

Overview

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Length 75 minutes

Actors

Aurelio Voltaire | Gregory James Cohan | Alyssa Kempinski | Daniel Steere | Jesse Turits | Yang Jiechang | Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Viewing Notes

Give it a star for heart but otherwise this is a bad movie. Can totally understand why Windy City Horrorama picked it up; it would be fun with the right crowd. However, watching it by myself at home it’s kinda painful. The premise is ridiculous but could work if there was an inkling of a budget. It’s surprising that Wild Eyes would pick up this movie but not Housesitters, which is hella more fun. Maybe the best about this movie is the poster. I wouldn’t even want to watch this for movie night.

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