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The VelociPastor (2018)
Directed by Brendan Steere
Twitter Facebook Google+Action | Science Fiction | Comedy
Overview
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Length 75 minutes
Actors
Gregory James Cohan | Alyssa Kempinski | Daniel Steere | Fernando Pacheco de Castro | Aurelio Voltaire | Yang Jiechang | Jesse Turits | Zachary Steere | Claire Hsu | David Sokol | Nicholas M. Garofolo | George Schewnzer | Janice Young | Douglas Saint James | Pat Hroncich | Alec Lambert
Viewing History (seen 1 time)
| Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11/13/2019 | TV | Streaming | Video on Demand | 4.5 stars |
| (Average) 4.5 stars |
Viewing Notes
Give it a star for heart but otherwise this is a bad movie. Can totally understand why Windy City Horrorama picked it up; it would be fun with the right crowd. However, watching it by myself at home it’s kinda painful. The premise is ridiculous but could work if there was an inkling of a budget. It’s surprising that Wild Eyes would pick up this movie but not Housesitters, which is hella more fun. Maybe the best about this movie is the poster. I wouldn’t even want to watch this for movie night.
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