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Rating: 6.5 stars

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Los Angeles poisoned survival hitman betrayal gangster doctor nudity sex girlfriend chase hospital police all in one day helicopter

All movies seen on 04/03/2023

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Crank (2006)

Directed by Brian Taylor, Mark Neveldine

Action | Comedy | Thriller

Most recently watched by zombiefreak, seanCduregger

Overview

Chev Chelios, a hit man wanting to go straight, lets his latest target slip away. Then he awakes the next morning to a phone call that informs him he has been poisoned and has only an hour to live unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body while he searches for an antidote.

Rated R | Length 88 minutes

Actors

Jason Statham | Amy Smart | Jose Pablo Cantillo | Efren Ramirez | Dwight Yoakam | Carlos Sanz | Reno Wilson | Edi Gathegi | Glenn Howerton | Jay Xcala | Keone Young | Valarie Rae Miller | Yousuf Azami | Laurent Schwaar | David Brown | Dorian Kingi | Med Abrous | Daniel Stevens | Wally Lozano | David T. Green | Eve Loseth | Allen Bloomfield | Stephanie Mace | Chester Bennington | Michael McLafferty | Earl Carroll | Brian Swibel | Donnie Smith | Sean Graham | Dan Callahan | Noel Gugliemi | Daniel Venegas | Francis Capra | Frank Blake | Mike G. | Ken Moreno | Troy Robinson | Eddie Perez | Justin Riemer | Peter Choi | Elizabeth Jayne Hong | Toshi Toda | Sam Witwer | Jai Stefan | Jacki R. Chan | Rick Shuster | Ted Garcia | Candice A. Buenrostro | Nina Kaze | Michael Dane | Guillaume DeLouche | Richard T. Henry | Klaudia Ann Jaworski | India King | Melissa Barker | Bai Ling | Nick Dash

Viewing History (seen 2 times)

Viewing Notes

Another “oldie but goodie Statham with hair” romp that I haven’t seen since its dvd release. As this was going along in the first half I was like “this is such a novelty and how did they ever make a sequel to this? Six stars.” But there are some big LOL moments esp. in the hospital; all of that dialogue that Statham delivers is really funny in that sequence. The entire movie cannot sustain that and drags in places (most of the gf / Amy Smart stuff isn’t good, sadly) and those homophobic slurs don’t age well. But for a “all in one day” comedy thriller, this still works and is also a p good Los Angeles movie.

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