When the coach of the France soccer team is killed by a poisoned dart in the stadium in the end of a game, and his expensive and huge ring with the diamond Pink Panther disappears, the ambitious Chief Inspector Dreyfus assigns the worst police inspector Jacques Clouseau to the case.
Rated PG | Length 93 minutes
Steve Martin | Jean Reno | Kevin Kline | Beyoncé Knowles | Emily Mortimer | Henry Czerny | Kristin Chenoweth | Roger Rees | Philip Goodwin | Henri Garcin | William Abadie | Daniel Sauli | Jean Dell | Anna Katarina | Nick Toren | Sally Leung Bayer | Charlotte Maier | Stéphane Boucher | Radu Spinghel | Scott Adkins | Yan-Sang Roussel | Boris McGiver | Stephen Rowe | Alice Taglioni | Gregory Salata | Stefan Elbaum | Charley Fouquet | Robbie Nock | John Cenatiempo | Chuck Jeffreys | Aaron Vexler | Andrew Tarbet | Dexter Bell | Kristi Angus | Stephen Park | Aaron Pearl | Sean Tyson | Chelah Horsdal | Lucas Tavernier | Mareva Galanter | Delphine Chanéac | Ralph Drischell | Chad Gabriel | Antoine Blanquefort | Yvonne Sciò | Rick Jaeckel | Za Kari A. Asher | Renece Fincher | Stewart Castledine | Davide Borella | Jason Statham | Clive Owen | Michael Arthur | Lorna Joan Barrie | Dominick Cicco | Amir Darvish | Thomas Ho | Arnaud Klein | Jacqueline Lovell | Tyson Mao | Chris T. Margaritis | Susan McBrien | John Molinelli | Eric Moreau | Aleksandrs Petukhovs | Americo Presciutti | Sam Reich | Marty Eli Schwartz | Alexander von Roon | Kevin Watson | Colleen Werthmann | Jadin Wong
Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
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08/03/2023 | TV | Streaming | Video on Demand | 5 stars |
(Average) 5 stars |
Wow this is not a good movie. But I wanted to watch something light after The Wind Rises and this has Jason Statham in the cast. What I didn’t know is that he’s barely in this in a non-speaking role. So that sucks but a little bonus is Scott Adkins appearing out of nowhere as a soccer player and me totally doing the Rick Dalton pointing at the screen. It’s almost a blink and you’ll miss him moment and my mind was blown.
So I give this a half point bump for bringing my two dudes together in a scene. Another half point bump for casting Beyonce and giving some dialogue and decent scenes. But yikes most of this humor does not land at all mostly from Steve Martin as Clouseau, which is surprising. It makes Alan Arkin’s Clouseau that much better (recently just watched his take on this character).
Seriously. Shocked at how bad this movie is and I think they made a sequel and I may have seen it! Jean Reno is a good sport here but Kevin Kline is wasted playing the straight guy to Martin’s comedy. Just a bizarre movie that somehow was in theaters.
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