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Ninja Assassin follows Raizo, one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them and vanishes. Now he waits, preparing to exact his revenge.
Rated R | Length 99 minutes
Rain | Naomie Harris | Ben Miles | Rick Yune | Sho Kosugi | Randall Duk Kim | Sung Kang | Lee Joon | Anna Sawai | Kai Fung Rieck | Sungwoong Yoon | Kylie Goldstein | Eleonore Weisgerber | Wladimir Tarasjanz | Thorston Manderlay | Richard van Weyden | Linh Đan Phạm | Jonathan Chan-Pensley | Ill-Young Kim | Fang Yu | Adriana Altaras | Mina Ghousi | Hans Hohlbein | Nhi Ngoc Nguyen-Hermann | Guido Föhrweißer | Tim Williams | David Leitch | Wolfgang Stegemann | Steffen Groth | Jens Neuhaus | Patrick Pinheiro | Matthias Schendel | Johannes Ahn | Yuki Iwamoto | Stephen Marcus
Date Viewed | Device | Format | Source | Rating |
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08/25/2023 | TV | Blu-ray | Owned | 6 stars |
11/26/2009 | Movie Screen | Film | Theater | 4.5 stars |
(Average) 5.25 stars |
In my home of my birth, I went out to the late show of Ninja Assassin, partly to kill time and partly b/c I did want to see to this flick. Fuck all if I wasn’t disappointed in this on-screen travesty. Besides being completely absurd, the film is a snoozefest. You’d think that guys that invented bullet-time could produce something interesting w/the ninja lore rather than the CG bloody smear of celluloid I saw. Kept waiting for the “I will see this again” moment but it never came. So unfortunate as this could’ve been good.
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