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What Happens Next Will Scare You (2020)

Directed by Chris LaMartina

Horror | Comedy

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Overview

Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.

Length 72 minutes

Actors

George Stover | Leanna Chamish | Chris LaMartina | Kendra North | Maddie Howard | Helenmary Ball | Craig Peter Coletta | Nolen Strals | Daemon McConnaughey | Richard Donahue | Melissa LaMartina | Matt Lake | Tracey Allyn | Brian St. August | John Bennett | Michael C. Stettes | Kristina Green | Wes Allen | Cash K. Allen | AJ Hyde | Pat Storck | Jill George | Justin Getka | Mike C. Walls | Mark Burchick | Rachel D. Wilson | Kalima Young | Kathy Carson | Troy Jennings | Johnny Marra | Evangeline Ridgaway | Caitlin Rife | Greg Bowen | Erin Reid | Sadie Roussell | Katharine Vary | Flynn Shea | Cecily Donahue Autumn | Brooke Korch | Lisa Logan-Roussell | Geoff Loo | Shelley Loo | Scott Burke | Mark Roby | Brittany Hunt | Mike Jancz | Ian McCleary | Letitia Getka | Chuck Green | Emilie Clingerman

Viewing History (seen 1 time)

Date ViewedDeviceFormatSourceRating
11/20/2020ComputerBroadcastOther5.5 stars
 

Viewing Notes

Special broadcast on the Shocktail Hour Channel via Facebook with hostess Aurora Gorealis (she’s good!). This movie was a letdown given how much I love this team’s WNUF Halloween Special. The biggest issue I had with this is that there is no reason to give a shit about anything esp. these characters. So when the stories become real and kill them all it’s kinda “oh okay whatever.”

I will say this is one of those that probably would’ve worked better with a crowd at an in-person film festival. Nightmares was a good place to premiere this but it’s too bad it had to be virtual. I didn’t see the line-up at Nightmares but I am surprised this won for best comedy or something.

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